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MAGOO - GOAT OF MANY TALENTS

For such a young fella, Magoo has a remarkable array of talents.

BBQ Chef:  Here Magoo is checking the grill temperature.  Most goats prefer to avoid BBQ grills, but not the indomitable Magoo!

 

Manicurist:  The "MagooNicure" is a proprietary blend of manicure and moist finger massage. 
Monsanto - eat your heart out on this intellectual property!

 

Vampire!!!

 

Yoga Instructor:  Magoo's toe-in-the-ear meditation is purported to gently and rapidly raise the kundalini. Only the most accomplished kama-sutra yogis attempt this position, but they are no match for Magoo.

 

Battering Ram:  Magoo excels at butting his head against obstacles.  When full-grown, he can most surely find work as a demolition expert.

 

Gardener:  Here Magoo shows off the garden bed he just tilled. When tired of gardening, Magoo doubles as a hood ornament!

 

Fashion Model:  Magoo, famous for his apparel line, is caught by the paparazzi in a close-up while sunning on the deck! 

 

Carpenter:  Here Magoo demonstrates his sawing skills.

 

Arborist:  Tree pruning is probably Magoo's most refined skill.  He is especially adept at removing leaves from apricot and apple trees.

 

 

 

"Caught in the Act"

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Porn Star:  For God's sake Magoo ---  Put on some clothes!

 

Acolyte:  Magoo kneeling to pay homage to the willow tree gods after a long pilgrimage through rain and mud.

 

Imposter:  Magoo impersonating a baby albino reindeer.

 

Swinger:  Yikes!!! Magoo, you're too young for that!  What would your mother say???

 

 
Violaist:  Here is Magoo after his first viola lesson with our good friend Clara who plays for the Chicago Symphony Orchestra. As you can clearly see, Magoo is her favorite student.